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by BandGeek92104
(22 posts)
7 years ago

saxophone Jokes?

hey Does anyone have any good

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  1. by straightj23
    (103 posts)

    7 years ago

    Re: saxophone Jokes?

    Q: Why do saxophone players not like playing the soprano sax? A: Because there's no place to hide the drugs.

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  2. by newreedsyndrome
    (343 posts)

    7 years ago

    Re: saxophone Jokes?

    Q - How many sax players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A - Just one, but he keeps messing up and complaining that all his reeds suck.

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    1. by Sax Mom
      (964 posts)

      7 years ago

      Re: saxophone Jokes?

      Q: What do you get when you cross a noisy woodwind with a buff horn? A: A very saxy-phone.

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      1. by mjohnnie
        (66 posts)

        7 years ago

        Re: saxophone Jokes?

        What's the difference between a sax and a vacuum cleaner? Vacuum cleaners don't use vibrato.

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        1. by Sax Mom
          (964 posts)

          7 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          I got a different answer for that one. What's the difference between a sax and a vacuum cleaner? Vacuum Cleaners suck!

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        2. by BandGeek92104
          (22 posts)

          7 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          What do you call a "Naked Lady Conn"? Hornography!

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        3. by rachel92491
          (28 posts)

          7 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          What do you call a perfect pitch? A saxophone landing in the middle of a dumpster!

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        4. by The Insomniac Saxman
          (141 posts)

          7 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          Here's a couple: Q: What's the difference between a jazz saxophonist and a large pepperoni pizza? A: A large pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of four. Q: What's the difference between a jazz saxophonist and a US savings bond? A: The savings bond will actually mature and make money.

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        5. by The Insomniac Saxman
          (141 posts)

          7 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          Three more . . . Q: What's the difference between a tenor sax and a chainsaw? A: You can tune a chainsaw. Q: What's the least used sentence in the English language? A: Isn't that the bari player's Porsche? Q: If you were in the woods and you met an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, and Santa Claus, who would you trust for directions? A: The out-of-tune tenor sax player. If you met the other two, it would mean you were hallucinating.

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        6. by cuber
          (653 posts)

          7 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          A belgian invented the saxophone in 1846 as a joke. The Americans still haven’t got it.

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        7. by saxophonist_104
          (148 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          Five saxophonists are going to a gig in a six-seater SUV. the SUV crashes and all the players die. why isn't this a tragedy? there could have been one more seat filled.

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        8. by saxjunkie89
          (393 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          What's the best form of birth control for sax players? Their personalities.

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        9. by cuber
          (653 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          Five saxophonists are going to a gig in a six-seater SUV. the SUV crashes and all the players die. why isn't this a tragedy? they left their horns at the gig

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        10. by saxjunkie89
          (393 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          What do you call five saxophonists going over the cliff in a car? I don't care, they were my friends...

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        11. by saxophonist_104
          (148 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          what's the difference between a government savings bond and a sax player? one will mature and make money.

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        12. by saxophonist_104
          (148 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          Q: how do you increase the aerodynamics of a sax player's car? A: take off the domino's pizza sign. Kenny G walks into an elevator and screams "THIS ROCKS!!!" Q: what's the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? A: a machine gun can't do 1/64th notes

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        13. by saxophonist_104
          (148 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          it can't do 1/64th notes easily anyways . . .

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        14. by saxophonist_104
          (148 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          it can't do 1/64th notes easily anyways . . .

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      2. by Saxesofevil
        (24 posts)

        6 years ago

        Re: saxophone Jokes?

        Student: can i play the tenor? Band director: Yes, but you can only play tenor fifteen miles from here

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        1. by cuber
          (653 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: saxophone Jokes?

          a classical player with a gig george bush thinking politics

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          1. by Saxesofevil
            (24 posts)

            6 years ago

            Re: saxophone Jokes?

            as if

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