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by straightj23 (103 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Q: Why do saxophone players not like playing the soprano sax? A: Because there's no place to hide the drugs. Reply To Post Yahoo! by newreedsyndrome (343 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Q - How many sax players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A - Just one, but he keeps messing up and complaining that all his reeds suck. Reply To Post by Sax Mom (964 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Q: What do you get when you cross a noisy woodwind with a buff horn? A: A very saxy-phone. Reply To Post by mjohnnie (66 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? What's the difference between a sax and a vacuum cleaner? Vacuum cleaners don't use vibrato. Reply To Post by Sax Mom (964 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? I got a different answer for that one. What's the difference between a sax and a vacuum cleaner? Vacuum Cleaners suck! Reply To Post by BandGeek92104 (22 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? What do you call a "Naked Lady Conn"? Hornography! Reply To Post by rachel92491 (28 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? What do you call a perfect pitch? A saxophone landing in the middle of a dumpster! Reply To Post by The Insomniac Saxman (141 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Here's a couple: Q: What's the difference between a jazz saxophonist and a large pepperoni pizza? A: A large pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of four. Q: What's the difference between a jazz saxophonist and a US savings bond? A: The savings bond will actually mature and make money. Reply To Post by The Insomniac Saxman (141 posts) 17 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Three more . . . Q: What's the difference between a tenor sax and a chainsaw? A: You can tune a chainsaw. Q: What's the least used sentence in the English language? A: Isn't that the bari player's Porsche? Q: If you were in the woods and you met an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, and Santa Claus, who would you trust for directions? A: The out-of-tune tenor sax player. If you met the other two, it would mean you were hallucinating. Reply To Post by cuber (653 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? A belgian invented the saxophone in 1846 as a joke. The Americans still haven’t got it. Reply To Post by saxophonist_104 (148 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Five saxophonists are going to a gig in a six-seater SUV. the SUV crashes and all the players die. why isn't this a tragedy? there could have been one more seat filled. Reply To Post by saxjunkie89 (393 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? What's the best form of birth control for sax players? Their personalities. Reply To Post by cuber (653 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Five saxophonists are going to a gig in a six-seater SUV. the SUV crashes and all the players die. why isn't this a tragedy? they left their horns at the gig Reply To Post by saxjunkie89 (393 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? What do you call five saxophonists going over the cliff in a car? I don't care, they were my friends... Reply To Post by saxophonist_104 (148 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? what's the difference between a government savings bond and a sax player? one will mature and make money. Reply To Post by saxophonist_104 (148 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Q: how do you increase the aerodynamics of a sax player's car? A: take off the domino's pizza sign. Kenny G walks into an elevator and screams "THIS ROCKS!!!" Q: what's the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun? A: a machine gun can't do 1/64th notes Reply To Post by saxophonist_104 (148 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? it can't do 1/64th notes easily anyways . . . Reply To Post by saxophonist_104 (148 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? it can't do 1/64th notes easily anyways . . . Reply To Post by Saxesofevil (24 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? Student: can i play the tenor? Band director: Yes, but you can only play tenor fifteen miles from here Reply To Post by cuber (653 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? a classical player with a gig george bush thinking politics Reply To Post by Saxesofevil (24 posts) 16 years ago Re: saxophone Jokes? as if Reply To Post