Re: saxophone Jokes?
Three more . . .
Q: What's the difference between a tenor sax and a chainsaw?
A: You can tune a chainsaw.
Q: What's the least used sentence in the English language?
A: Isn't that the bari player's Porsche?
Q: If you were in the woods and you met an in-tune tenor sax player, an out-of-tune tenor sax player, and Santa Claus, who would you trust for directions?
A: The out-of-tune tenor sax player. If you met the other two, it would mean you were hallucinating.