Why isn't anyone making neck straps that are as sexy and cool as guitar straps? Even the ones made by Levy's - and they make some of the best-looking guitar straps in the biz - look like some kind of old fart's orthopedic brace that should be kept UNDER your clothes and out of view.
I know THIS old fart still wants to look sexy. The straps holding my colostomy bag on are cooler than a friggin' NEOTECH!!