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by annle_sax99
(1 post)
10 years ago

Anal Sax

quick question: if youre going gig2gig, how hard is it to get annal sax? is this legal if you are 18. any comments would be hlepfulk.

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  1. by definition
    (963 posts)

    10 years ago

    Re: Anal Sax

    What do you mean by Anal sax?!?!?! Where I'm at, that gives some rather nasty impressions.

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    1. by KSsaxophone
      (57 posts)

      10 years ago

      Re: Anal Sax

      Umm.. he's trying to be funny.

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      1. by karebear1012
        (395 posts)

        10 years ago

        Re: Anal Sax

        Ha Ha ... i'm laughing real hard...

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        1. by barimachine
          (323 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          really i dont think youd be laughing*btw I DO get the sarcasm* well in your case if you have to post threads like this your chances are about 0 sorry BUTTy haha mine are now 0 too haha

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        2. by KSsaxophone
          (57 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          Hehe, "Butty". I get it. :) *sigh* There goes my chances...

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        3. by celebutt_98
          (1 post)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          in my experience with anal sax, i would say that "the pleasure" of such "activities" is best ful"filled" through the "use" of a good sturdy greased cork. I think that adolphe sax never intneded anal sax, and you that thought he meant somethig else are quite disgusting. Remember to grease the cork.

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        4. by FlickMyMexicanJumpingReed
          (2 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          How could you guys think this is some kind of joke!! this is a serious problem for most anal saxers. I f there isnt proprer lubrication you could have serious problems in the future of an anal sax session. gig to gig or not please use the lube.

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        5. by anal_Lover
          (1 post)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          I personally LOVE the anal gig2gig its splendis to me. And any one who thinks diffrent probally doesnt use lube its the only way to fly trust me. first time i tried anal, well lets just say my bum was alittle ruff for acouple days so lisen to me and the mexican USE THAT LUBE!!!!! Yours truely, -Nahojay Blackmen

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        6. by GURPREET SINGH
          (1 post)

          6 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          I WANT TO FREINED SHIP WITH SEXY GIRL

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        7. by Tranesyadaddy
          (279 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          yeah this was probably the wrong thread to pick..

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        8. by connsaxman_jim
          (2336 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          Ha! Well....I would suggest that when using someone else's sax, you put a condom over the mouthpiece. I mean, who knows where it's been? Think safe!!! Oh, and definately use lots of lube! If you're inexperienced, start with something smaller like a sopranino or a soprano before attempting to do it with a baritone! Personally, I prefer "oral sax"...in the manner in which dear Adolph intended! Thanks for the laugh! Jim

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        9. by karebear1012
          (395 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          wow....is it really possible that a 14 yr old girl could be more mature than you people????

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        10. by barimachine
          (323 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          no note my post... altho i did make a butt joke.

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        11. by KSsaxophone
          (57 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          My first post was mature, then I laughed at bari's butt joke... So I guess Kara is still winning

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        12. by barimachine
          (323 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          lets here it for being runners up! i dont mind being kara's BEHIND! haha ...i guess i lose

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        13. by connsaxman_jim
          (2336 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          All in good fun Kara. Sometimes you just have to shake your head and laugh. They call it a mouthpiece.....not an asspiece guys....remember that! Ok, next subject?

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        14. by karebear1012
          (395 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          okie day...whatever floats ur boat... ill stick to another post....u ppl are polluting my mind... lol

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        15. by KSsaxophone
          (57 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          That's what we're here for, isn't it :D

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        16. by YanagisawA-901
          (312 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          i dont get the joke..=\ .. ehh too much thinking

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        17. by karebear1012
          (395 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          you really dont get the anal sax joke?? change a letter in sax...

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        18. by YanagisawA-901
          (312 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          oo i know.. anal sex.. haha were so funny. .anal.. sex.. together.. its just pure comic genius!! maybe im missing something.. doesnt seem like much of a joke to me.. an immature attempt at a chuckle?? you know whats funny.. im going to get my picture taken with two chimps in overall's while im playing my sax this weekend.. that.. is funny

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        19. by connsaxman_jim
          (2336 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          I have a lot of money invested in my saxophones, and I don't even want to think about someone using one of my horns to fullfill their anal fantasies!

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        20. by definition
          (963 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          My sentiments exactly Jim!

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        21. by karebear1012
          (395 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          "an immature attempt at a chuckle" thank you. my point exactly

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        22. by FlickMyMexicanJumpingReed
          (2 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          I think we are getting off the point. Anal sax is a concern from gig 2 gig, not just at anytime you like. It is a good idea to work your way up from the saprano to the bari and if youre feelin' lucky the contra. butt if you cant find good sax in those saxs then you might wanna try multiple anal sax partners.This whole process is about being a progressive anal saxer and just trying to be better and better each time.I have an anal sax method book on my website for 11.95 if anyone is interested. www.analsaxtheory.com Thanks FMMJR

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        23. by connsaxman_jim
          (2336 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          Ok, there are some things that you JUST DON'T DO with a saxophone! This is one of them! Now, i was searching the web and I did find this site that sells toys made for that purpose! www.sassysextoys.com/buy/anal_sex_toys.html If you must....

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        24. by Jazz Man
          (9 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          would some one just delete this topic, it vary imature

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        25. by YanagisawA-901
          (312 posts)

          10 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          yea i dont like it.. and im very surprised that with what i had gatherd from saxmanjim and his supposed maturity toward music that hes participating in this.. blah

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        26. by connsaxman_jim
          (2336 posts)

          10 years ago

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          I do have a sense of humor. I goosed our band's lead singer on stage one time with my tenor and played a low C and the drummer made an anal sax joke. It was funny as hell! I had my Hammond set up on stage at a club where we were the house band, and when we had a girl's birthday, I would invite the pretty lady up on stage to "sit on my organ"....needless to say, a few boyfriends and husbands didn't see the humor in that! But, I agree. This topic stopped being funny a while ago. I posted that website in hopes that the perverts who started this topic could find something OTHER than their saxophones to satisfy their.....yeah, anyway, I don't want to think about this topic the next time I buy a used saxophone!

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        27. by Jellybean666
          (31 posts)

          9 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          May i just say lmfao at this thread! Very funny, and i dont just mean the actuall anal sax joke, peoples reactions to it were quite amusing too, lol! Heehee, thanks for the laugh!

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        28. by definition
          (963 posts)

          9 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          Thought this thread was dead... lol

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        29. by Jellybean666
          (31 posts)

          9 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          Ah, no, it lives on!! Apparently, lol!

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        30. by connsaxman_jim
          (2336 posts)

          9 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          I recently worked with an alto play who came very close to experiencing anal sax, because he SUCKED! His horn, a Selmer (go figure) was out of tune constantly, and he could not play with a band; he was way off in left field doing his own thing and screwing up my leads! I finally told him to get the hell of the stage before I shoved that Selmer up his ass!

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        31. by saxophonist_104
          (148 posts)

          6 years ago

          Re: Anal Sax

          i agree with you, J-man!

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